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    <lastmod>2018-06-06</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Happy Thanksgiving :)</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2016-07-15</lastmod>
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    <lastmod>2016-02-29</lastmod>
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    <lastmod>2016-02-16</lastmod>
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    <lastmod>2016-02-12</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>NBA All-Star Game triple threat</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2015-09-17</lastmod>
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    <lastmod>2015-09-07</lastmod>
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    <lastmod>2015-02-06</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Matt is a motion designer with a completely empty website. He is also, fortuitously, ambidextrous.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Austin is an Illustrator and he also runs the team's Drawn From Memory blog.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Rory is an illustrator and animator and the creator of Garbage Time.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2015-02-03</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Which guy would you date?! Choose!!</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2014-09-22</lastmod>
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    <lastmod>2014-09-22</lastmod>
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    <lastmod>2014-04-24</lastmod>
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    <lastmod>2014-04-09</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Gollum: Not happy about the stew</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Winner: Most Shit-like Stew</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Srsly that is a spoonful of poop</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Eroticism 101: Holding my stew, I gaze into your eyes while I taste your stew. And this other guy watches both of us, eating his own stew.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Robin Hood doesn't even know how amazing his life is about to get!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And when you gaze long into the stew, the stew also gazes into you</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>"With potatoes!" - Samwise Gamgee, sobbing</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2014-03-08</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>False!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>No dawg. Not Billy Zane. You're nodding off!</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2015-01-22</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Hey Mister - A Little Room in the Sky</image:title>
      <image:caption>Lavatory on an Embraer ERJ-145 Amazon. One of the few airplane bathrooms where the console faces the toilet. I am a big fan of that.</image:caption>
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