Retirement Phase 1 Complete

Did you hear the good news? Heymister.net is worth $43! This is according to the website yourwebsitevalue.com. Even though it's really none of yourwebsitevalue.com's business and I didn't ask or anything. Still, they went through all the trouble of giving me some fancy calibration bars charting Mister's level of Popularity (?) Friendliness (??) and Depth Potential (???), none of which actually contain any discernible units. Just blue shading. Note to self: Work on your Interest skills.

Apparently my little blog also has the potential to be worth up to $187. 

So clearly, the sky's the limit with this here Mister venture and if you investors are smart, you'll get with this thing while it's still in its infancy.