Hey Mister

​Hey Mister, the blog of Patrick Hosmer

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Right as you shuffle into the subway and your slightly more mature friend is lecturing you on being responsible and acting your age because you're totally an adult now and you need a job and need to stop being retarded all the time and her words are finally starting to sink in a little and you're about to apologize, you look up, see this sign from God telling you everything's going to be OK, and you tell her to shut the fuck up and get out of the way so you can take this picture.

By the way, I paid for the Peking Duck, so who's the grown up, asshole. 

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