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Things The Roots Would Rather Be Doing

Back in 1993 when The Roots made a deal with the devil to become the world's greatest hip hop group ever invented, they knew at some point they'd have to repay their debt to the Dark One. It's been over 15 years and the time has finally come for The Roots to make good, but instead of spending an eternity engulfed in flames or toiling in the afterlife as demons, The Roots have to spend every night with Jimmy Fallon. For at least two seasons.

But they can always dream...