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Gimme Sugar Miami: Sticky. Sexy. Caloric.

Whenever someone rhetorically asks, "what do ____ and ____ have in common?" you can always jump in real fast and say Reality TV. That's one realm where you can juxtapose anything with anything and it's considered normal. Dwarf Parents. Pick-up Artist Geeks. Milf Bodybuilders. And now that LOGO's Gimme Sugar Miami is dropping, it's not so strange to see Lesbian Ice Cream. 

JK Rowls, this is only a promo I made. A "guilty pleasure" promo, dig? And it was super fun. Watch more of the show here.   

An early draft. Initially the aim was to go for dollar store circulars or something on the side of an ice cream truck but there's nothing really sinful about either of those :(