I joined Foursquare so I could make this cartoon but never really used it. I'm afraid that someone would rob my home whenever I'd brag about being out. Still, it's a fun app and whoever says they don't want to be a Mayor of something is a damn liar. And just like how Netflix taps into that primal joy of getting something in the mail, Foursquare injects you with the long-lost childhood pride of earning merit badges. I think. I don't know. I don't use it, I already told you.
It's on the homepage, y'all.