P: Dreamworks been down with Kelvin filter since day one
H: That guy's a total Dumbledore
P: He just drove a horse from Germany to Spain in two days
H: <whisper> Gladiator
H: That African model totally fixed Gladiator's arm with herbs
P: Sucks he had to miss Fashion Week for this
H: Is that guy Judi Dench?
P: There is so much Ethnic Wailing in this!
H: This movie wrote the book on Ethnic Wailing bro
H: Wait how is Gladiator already a famous Gladiator?
P: They skipped over so much Gladiator brand building content
H: We were not entertained!
P: Everything about this man is historically inaccurate
H: Hi Blade Runner lighting
H: This is the perfect movie!
P: Romans are so good at forming Kill Circles
H: That guy looks like Snape. Like Keanu Snape.
H: I wish all of this happened in real life. Do you think it did?
P: She looks shitty did she get bit by a snake?
H: She has a lot on her mind!
H: It's my birthday soon. Maybe we could watch this again with everyone.