The World Needs More American Flag Tongues

British Comedienne: check

Learn English poster in a Beijing train station: check

ACLU ad: check 

Getty Image: check

Rolling Stones temporary tattoo: check

"We global."

- American Flag Tongues

P.S. They're all women! Except for maybe the Rolling Stones one, but that's probably a woman too, because women are always using their tongues

Bonus Trivia: Which of these images was the very first American Flag Tongue? The answer is the Chinese Learn English poster. Apparently it's been around for 10 years and the featured woman is like Beijing's version of this chick in New York. The Stones tattoo doesn't count because they put everything on their tongues. 

Video Twins: Ice Cube and Weird Al

What do these two artists have in common? They both have music videos that show you exactly what the lyrics are saying.

Cube says breakfast, show him eating breakfast. Weird Al says fanny pack, show a close up of the fanny pack. My favorite: Ice Cube says, "Woke her up around 1," while we see him waking up a sleeping woman with a clock in the foreground reading 1:00. This kind of literal video-making has always been a hallmark of comedy and hip hop. These two dudes were just the best at it.