Also, Life is in 3D

You still need reasons why you shouldn't throw away your 3D glasses after the movie is over? Check out all the sweet 3D shit I did today:

1.) Saw My Bloody Valentine in 3D.

2.) Loitered for 20 minutes and saw Milk in 3D.

3.) Went for a walk.

4.) Went home and looked at the Internet.

5.) Took a nap.

6.) Brushed my teeth.

 Do NOT throw these away. You can see the whole world coming at you.