Taco Bell Debuts New Stuf't Crust Burrito

"What the hell, Brad!"

"What is it, Dean?"

"Why are we showing a cross-section of a human artery in our new 5-Layer Burrito print ads? Those photos are internal use only!"

"Dean, that is our new 5-Layer Burrito. Look closer at the Core Principles."

"Nacho cheese, refried beans, ground beef... my god. it looks like the shit pipe from Brazil. We need to start a health initiative, like now. Balance this bitch out."

"But our food isn't h-"

"Fake it, motherfucker!"